How cold is it going to be? Frigid. Icy. Positively Dantean. Colder than that ex who bought you a vacuum for your anniversary.
Dozens of locations in the United States will be wracked with the coldest air they’ve seen in decades this weekend, and by Sunday, temperatures will drop below zero as far south as Texas. That’s 40 to 50 degrees below average in some places! About 75% of the country will see below-freezing weather in the coming days. Basically, if you don’t live in the Southeast, the more southerly and westerly parts of the Southwest or Hawaii, you’re gonna feel it.
But … isn’t it at least a little romantic?
Discuss your favorite ice formations
Astrology is cool, but you can probably tell a lot about someone by their favorite forms of frozen water, too. Are you a classic icicle person, or are your tastes more … singular?
Cash in some sympathy points
Plan a cozy couple’s wardrobe
Make a baby
Just ditch your couple’s Slanket first.
CNN’s Brandon Miller and Judson Jones contributed to this report.